The other day, on my way home from work, I saw a short dude, probably about 5'4" walking along the road. Quite muscular. Or toned, I should say. He was wearing a backpack, hiked up and strapped, over both shoulders and with the little belly strap fastened. He was also wearing a pair of chinos, a ball cap and a pair of tennis shoes. And that was it. No shirt. And every time a car drove past, you could see his little face scrunch up with concentration and his abs would magically become more defined.
I would imagine he gets some pretty unusual tan marks from that outfit.
I love the way clowns make me laugh!