Sunday, December 11, 2011

My Job

Customer- Excuse me, which one of these angry birds is most popular in high school?

In my head - Gee, I don't know, 55 year old woman in skinny jeans with a tramp stamp. The red one looks like a jock, so probably that one. But after high school, I'd put my bets on the blue one. He looks like he would do well in the world of post school business. Red will end up blowing his acl, lose his scholarship and end up in the park begging for breadcrumbs with the pigeons.

What I said - I don't know miss, maybe the red one?